Thai Is Easy, Right?

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1. Thai is easy, right?Thai is easy, right?
2. No verb forms, no plurals, no theNo verb forms, no plurals, no "the"
3. Just five little tonesJust five little tones
4. How hard can it be?How hard can it be?
5. ใกล้ is near, ไกล is farglâi is near, glai is far
6. Say it wrong, you won't know where you areSay it wrong, you won't know where you are
7. ข้าว is rice, ขาว is whitekhâao is rice, khǎao is white
8. ข่าว is the news on the TV tonightkhàao is the news on the TV tonight
9. เสื้อ is a shirt, เสือ is a tigersʉ̂a is a shirt, sʉ̌a is a tiger
10. Ask for the wrong one, the night gets wilderAsk for the wrong one, the night gets wilder
11. Same little sound, five ways to goSame little sound, five ways to go
12. Which one is which? Only your ears knowWhich one is which? Only your ears know
13. Thai is easy, right? (Right!)Thai is easy, right? (Right!)
14. Thai is easy, right? (Right!)Thai is easy, right? (Right!)
15. Five little tones, what could go wrong?Five little tones, what could go wrong?
16. Thai is easy, right?Thai is easy, right?
17. ไม้ใหม่ไม่ไหม้ไหมmáai mài mâi mâi mǎi – New wood doesn't burn, does it?
18. ใครขายไข่ไก่khrai khǎai khài gài – Who sells chicken eggs?
19. ยายกินลำไย น้ำลายยายไหลย้อยyaai gin lam-yai, náam-laai yaai lǎi yɔ́i – Grandma eats longans, and drools
20. ไม้ใหม่ไม่ไหม้ไหม!máai mài mâi mâi mǎi! – New wood doesn't burn, does it?
21. Thai is easy, right? (Right!)Thai is easy, right? (Right!)
22. Thai is easy, right? (Right!)Thai is easy, right? (Right!)
23. Five little tones, what could go wrong?Five little tones, what could go wrong?
24. Thai is easy, right?Thai is easy, right?
25. Easy, right?Easy, right?
26. wooplayer!wooplayer!