Japanese Is Easy, Right?

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1. Japanese is easy, right?Japanese is easy, right?
2. Verbs at the end, no a, no theVerbs at the end, no "a", no "the"
3. Just three alphabetsJust three alphabets
4. How hard can it be?How hard can it be?
5. 箸 is chopsticks, 橋 is a bridgeHA-shi is chopsticks, ha-SHI is a bridge
6. はし and はし, just a little pitchhashi and hashi, just a little pitch
7. 雨 is the rain, 飴 is candyA-me is the rain, a-ME is candy
8. あめ and あめ, keep the high note handyame and ame, keep the high note handy
9. 紙 is paper, 髪 is your hairkami is paper, kami is your hair
10. 神 is the god way up thereKA-mi is the god way up there
11. かみ, かみ, かみ, three in a rowkami, kami, kami, three in a row
12. Which one is which? Only your ears knowWhich one is which? Only your ears know
13. Japanese is easy, right? (Right!)Japanese is easy, right? (Right!)
14. Japanese is easy, right? (Right!)Japanese is easy, right? (Right!)
15. Three alphabets, what could go wrong?Three alphabets, what could go wrong?
16. Japanese is easy, right?Japanese is easy, right?
17. なまむぎ なまごめ なまたまごnamamugi namagome namatamago – Raw wheat, raw rice, raw egg
18. となりのきゃくは よくかきくう きゃくだtonari no kyaku wa yoku kaki kuu kyaku da – The guest next door eats lots of persimmons
19. とうきょう とっきょ きょかきょくtōkyō tokkyo kyokakyoku – Tokyo Patent Approval Office
20. なまむぎ なまごめ なまたまご！namamugi namagome namatamago! – Raw wheat, raw rice, raw egg!
21. Japanese is easy, right? (Right!)Japanese is easy, right? (Right!)
22. Japanese is easy, right? (Right!)Japanese is easy, right? (Right!)
23. Three alphabets, what could go wrong?Three alphabets, what could go wrong?
24. Japanese is easy, right?Japanese is easy, right?
25. Easy, right?Easy, right?
26. wooplayer!wooplayer!